Natch, I've been thinking about Dr. Seuss today because it's his birthday. I miss celebrating today with my friends - Dr. Seuss' birthday was a holiday I could really get behind, you know? I can practically smell the
If you've been reading things around here lately, you'll know that I'm trying to get back my mojo, searching for my groove, desperate to make a urine joke or douche reference around here. Basically, I've been searching for the boot straps on my fabulous high-heeled winter booties, so I can pull myself up by them and get out of my little funk. But alas, my mood has been somber.
Then I came across this gem from the man himself:
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Theodore Seuss Geisel a.k.a Dr. Seuss
And I knew that it was okay for me to be in a funk, to speak my mind and to want to scream in frustration about the educational state of affairs lately. Because you all matter in my mind, and (so far) you don't seem to mind. (And if you do, thanks for tolerating me thus far...)
Which made my mind wander to another one of my favorite Dr. Seuss books - Hooray for Diffendoofer Day. Dr. Seuss developed the storyline and characters before his death in 1991, but Jack Prelutsky and Lane Smith helped to finish the manuscript so that it could be published.
So I made that trip down to the garage and grabbed these old faves. Basically, the man is a freaking genius.
If you're not familiar with Hooray for Diffendoofer Day, it's the story of a group of children at the Diffendoofer School who have some unusual teachers with unusual teaching methods. In a nutshell, the children at the Diffendoofer School are having real experiences, living life, learning to question...basically Dewey's wet dream. However, one day, they find out that they must take a test and if they fail this test, their beloved school will be shut down, forcing them to go to the school in nearby Flobbertown.
"It's miserable in Flobbertown,
They dress in just one style.
They sing one song, they never dance,
They march in single file."
Basically, the poor snooks over at Flobbertown local are suffering through what I am assuming is a highly scripted curriculum geared toward test prep and nothing more.
The teachers at the Diffendoofer School reassure their students with this bit of brilliance:
"We've taught you that the earth is round,
That red and white make pink.
And something else that matters more -
We've taught you how to think."
I mean, SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Talk about hitting the nail on the freaking head, because OF COURSE these kids ultimately pass the test with flying colors. OF COURSE THEY DO. Because good, solid teaching is the best test preparation there is.
Ya hear that, Arne Duncan?? It's you against the Seuss and I think school children around the country will join me in saying that this is ONE OBVIOUS CHOICE. (So suck it!) (That last part was just from me, not the school children.)
So Happy birthday Dr. Seuss. And thank you.